Friday 22 January 2010

It's BSNYC! It's Friday! It's Fun! It's a Qüiz! (Now with gratuitous umlaut.)

(Image by "Anonymous Coward")

Have you ever walked into a bike co-op and thought to yourself, "Wow, I really wish I could see everyone in here in sexy poses."? Well, even though you haven't, the members of one co-op in Tempe, Arizona called "Bike Saviours" have nonetheless decided to put together a calendar containing just that. Here's the photo for January:, which features a snarling woman with cable housing between her legs:

I should mention that this is only one of the racy images I've received via email recently, and I also continue to get the occasional lascivious "get well" card as I am, uh, not fully recovered yet. [Insert feeble cough here.] If you'd like to get a sense of the contents of some of these cards, entering the terms "BMX" and "vulva" into a popular search engine should give you some idea. In any case, if you're a product of the digital age and are unfamiliar with the concept of a "calendar," it's basically like an abacus, but for time. Also, there are both women and men in the calendar, and September in particular promises to be a real stunner as the "Bike Saviours" appear to have enlisted the services of the astronaut farmer himself, Billy Bob Thornton:

Anyway, I'm assured proceeds go towards "bicycle education and advocacy," which is a good thing because there are definitely way too many uneducated bicycles out there, especially in Arizona. (And there's clearly no shortage of bike co-op members willing to expose their pubic thatches, either.)

Having either enticed or disgusted you, I'm now pleased to present you with a qüiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right that's fantastic, and if you're wrong you'll see bicycle marketing at its most powerful.

Enjoy the weekend, ride safe, and if you visit your local bike co-op you might want to wash your hands afterwards.

--BSNYC/RTMS








1) Hawks come in various:













3) Why is Mario Cipollini climbing a ladder?






4) Why is Mario Cipollini carrying a "man purse?"





(You don't want to mess with Balistic Mitch.)

5) "Balistic speeds are ________:"

--Possible






6) Which athletic company and which fashion designer are "collabiating" on a line of cycling apparel?








7) What comes in a "hipster starter kit?"

--A Pista, an iPod, a pair of skinny jeans, and an ironic t-shirt
--A six-pack of cheap domestic beer and an identity




***Special Failing the Test of Time Retro "Collabo"-Themed Bonus Question***


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